cute chinese college students

i'm PRETTY sure college students in America are not as cute as college students in China... how many college students in America could you teach "how to hug" and they get super excited with beaming smiles? how many college students in America, that are BOYS, wear friendship bracelets and have matching necklaces? how many college students in America have fuzzy fro-ey like hair? how many college students in America drop their jaw when they hear about JC doing amazing miracles? how many college students in America give their teachers creepy stuff animal gifts or chicken feet in a package as a gift? how many college students in America say the darnest things that rip your heart to pieces?? :)

none. zip. zero... haha that's why college students in China are 10x's cuter. ;)